WARNING! IMPORTANT! The ink contains iodine, avoid contact with the mouth or lips.

I found this in a bargain bin at Beeston Argos.

It was either this or some cheap facepaints. It seems fairly innocuous.

You can make your own middle-class English interpretation of working-class Scotland with a limited set of felt-tip pens and mild psychosis. Chortle.

Can you even begin to imagine the boundless opportunities for lols and roffles that this toy can and will provide ? See for yourself:

In my lifetime I have witnessed 5/6 of these panels. Can you guess which ?

I am going to send this to Ian Hislop so he can publish it in Private Eye.

I would say this is fairly accurate. I sincerely hope it upsets some nerds.

Yes. I ran out of ideas already.

Yes. I am desperately single. No fat chicks.