Monday, 17 January 2011

Motherbrain's Ultimate Gift: The Ben 10 Children's Paint Set

... I think I may have just touched my brain ...

 OMG MOJO-JOJO 111 1

YES IT IS I MOJO-JOJO, THE DIABOLICAL PLAN THAT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF HATCHING WHICH IS TO SAY IT IS NOT AN EGG BUT A PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AN EVIL SCHEME AND/OR PLAN WHICH SHALL INEVITABLY LEAD TO THE DOWNFALL AND EVENTUAL DESTRUCTION OF THE POWERPUFF GIRLS

ALL I MUST DO IS UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE OMNITRIX AND WITH ITS POWER I SHALL RULE SUPREME

... except I'm not strong enough to open the folder by myself ... STOOGE !

'sup

ASSEMBLE AN ARMY OF EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL KILLING MACHINES AT ONCE

'k

Gwen is a stupid fucking bitch. I'm not going to paint Gwen.

There's no Humongousaur so this'll have to do. I name them Sharon and Steve. They both work at Asda and had a company-funded wedding in their local establishment which got them in the Derby Evening Telegraph.

Better lay down some paper to avoid making a mess. I can make a mess with this later, too.

Yes. I am desperately single.

This is what I *think* boobs look like. All I ever needed to know about women and intercourse I learned from Duke Nukem 3D.

Moral of the story: Don't expect Wardy to ever try hard if you don't pay him. :P

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