a adventure wot i had

This image pretty much sums it up: Not quite as gay as this of course.

^^^ That's Kaelachu, she is a LV75 SKITTY. Her powers are CRY, CHARM, SPLASH, and HYPER BEAM. She has a BRAVE personality, and is ranked CUTE ***** at all POKEMON COMPETITIONS. She is carrying my comic books because I am too stingy to give her an ORAN BERRY.

We found this FUCKING AMAZING INSTRUMENT SHOP. Holy fucking sheep shit was it amazing ... it had jazz pianos and MOTHERFUCKING UKELES ... and they had John Coltrane's "Giant Steps" playing on the stereo. I could have stayed in there all day ... however ...

... next to the best shop ever was A CASTLE ... within a few minutes this day had gone from awesome to legendary. Except we didn't have time to explore it. lol. Then we went in a Welsh souvenir shop. I wanted to live there for ever and ever.

Forbidden Planet knew we were visiting so was well-stocked for our arrival.

This is Kaelachu beating the snot out of a stupid ZUBAT that had the sheer gall to tell me that I looked foolish sat atop a Skitty. Yes, I am a sentient panda hat that rides cute Pokechu's.

We went to TEAM ROCKET's headquarters in CELADON CITY. They had left food on those annoying conveyer-belts. Kaelachu likes Meowth's cartoon on www.somethingawful.com

I feed my Kaelachu a strict diet of prawns, small children, and unconditional love. My Kaelachu is best. ♥ ... even if she didn't finish those prawns. :P

We went to the flickies to watch "Mega Mind 3D". Just like everywhere else in KANTO there was random change on the floor. According to legend, "if you flip the coin over it passes on the luck to other peoples". Floor money is gross. ^__^;;

I got tired so had a rest and wore my shades to look super-duper cool. I was tempted to chew on Kaela's brain but didn't in case we had to walk through tall grass later on.

The coin was still there when we returned. Mega Mind 3D was a lot of fun ! Shame I didn't have a COIN CASE on me though ...

They're filming the Hobo With A Shotgun television series here. It's set in the before years when he was not a hobo with a shotgun.

This is an awesome horse head mounted on a wall. This whole shopping arcade was amazing. It was full of shops I could live in. Especially the book shop ... best book shop in the POKeVERSE. :D

I got lots of Lobo: The Main Man comic books from here. They also had Intron Depot 4, but I couldn't really afford it. Next time !!

This was the adjacent shop. It was full of Luchadore masks, and battle helmets, and evil effigies, and I think I scared the girl behind the counter because she was giggling an awful lot. :S

I don't evolve my POKeMON because I like cute Pokemon with floral patterns and awesome names. This one is MAUS, a POISON/GHOST POKeMON that evolved from something cute. So you can understand why I wouldn't risk it.

FULL RESTORE. Only the best for my team, we're gonna beat those ELITE FOUR motherfuckers !! :D

And then it was time to go home !! D: I nearly cried because I'm a sissymon. Kaela is all clever and cool and stuff and managed to pack me in to a direct train back East, getting me home 120 minutes early ... except now I'm all loney and here again. :C But it's ok cuz there's more stuff to exploar !! ^__^

"Wow, is that a Hooters ?"
"Yes. Yes it is."
"Can we go in ?"
"No."
"Can I take a photo ?"
"Yes. From here."

We caught an EVIL MICKEY in the tall grass, MUDKIP doesn't seem to like him very much ... but it's OK cuz I am an ossum POKeMON MASTER.

 

Best day ever ? You bet your sweet ass !