A sequel to the best fuck'n movie EVER MADE -- Awesome Movie -- starring some dudes in this thing.
Anyway, in the first movie Big Buddy is a trucker and pro-arm-wrestling champion who trucks and delivers string beans to Utah. That's right; string beans to Utah. Tonight. No, not now. Maybe later. Not that anybody will get the reference (well, Cumpatch might pick up on it) ... haha ... and he's won the big arm wrestling championship and he's married his ginger roadside diner waitress Godes s lady thingy Jane (we had to cast a male baboon for Jane in the end, so the kiss in the wedding scene was REALLY REALLY GRODY) and learned the true meaning of Christmas.
All the while Little Buddy who's this cute Disney boyband guitar dude if driftin' around the Ewess of Aye doin' songs about keeping your virginity and making your teeth shiny by burshing twelve times a day but the slutty whorebag teens at the school in Utah he goes to liek ttly thing he is gross and then he's all walking down a highway dyin and Big Buddy finds him and Little Buddy's all YOU AINT MAH PAW ! And then a large prostiitute teaches him the meaning of love. He wins the rock off and gets a cute girlfriend who knows how to keep her knees together and liek ttly wears a purity ring.
ANYWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
So anyway like BIG BUDDY AND LITTLE BUDDY ARE LIKE TOTALLY ON THE ROAD AGAIN CUZ JANE HAS TWELVE BABIES AND LITTLE BUDDY GOT HIS GIRL PREGANTNTS SO THEY TOTALLY GOT MARRIED AND STUFF AND NOW HE IS PAYIN THE BILLS BY WORKIN WITH BIFG BUDDY AND STUFF.
So they're truckin' along listening to country music and Little Buddy is pluckin' on a banjo and Big Buddy is breastfeeding his brownest son, and he suddenly has a thought - WHAT IF I USED THE TRUCKIN' MONEY AND WELFARE CHEQUES FOR HAVIN' SO MANY KIDS TO FINANCE MY TOENAIL SUNGLASSES IDEA OMG LITTLE BUDDY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 11111111111111111111111111111111111111
HOLY FUCK WHAT A GOOD IDEA RIGHT MOVIE-GOERS ? So like yer, and shit. He's totally makijng sunglasses out of toenails, and sometimes fingernails. He uses baby spit to glue them all together, because it makes them have some cuteness to them or something.
Little Buddty is workin on a new song cuz he's tiotally a heratthrob in the schools around here or something and then there's this scene where he's playing basketball with sexually ambiguous 30 year old men who are supposed to be 15 but blatantly arent and then theyre singing this song about expert oral hygeine or blowjobs or something and then LITTLE BUDDY SCORES THE WINNING POINT WITH ONLY SECONDS TO SPARE. Just like in Teen Wolf when Michael J Fox socres the winning point even though he's five feet tall and wretched.
OMG BBY OH MY O OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD NO ! NO !
Blacula is like suddenly totally playing chequers i9n the bacjk of Big Buddy's trailer with Big Buddy, and Little Buddy is all going OMG FUKKKUUUCK FARK FUUUUCK SOMETHING AWFUL ! PORTAL OF EVIL ! POE TV ! UK: RESISTANCE ! AND AND ERM YEAH ! He caint drive y'see so the lorry is all totally exploding all over the desert and blackula IS FUCKING PISSED.
He's all goin BLACULA IS FUCUIN PISSED AND IS GOAN GET CASTLEVANIAN ON YO LILY WHITE ASS then suddenly that Korean dude from the ghost cop movies storms in with his anti-ghost machine gun goin DAKKADAKKDAKDKAKDKAKDKDKAKDAKKDAKKDADAKKDADAKKDA=KKDADAKKA ALL EXPLODING THIS EVERYWHERE OMG WHEEEEEEE
So later that day they're all friends or somethiong.
Big Buddy and Little Buddy go on Dragon's Den, though I dunno why they would because Alan Sugar is a cunt and Amstrad computers were fucking terrible, anaNANY ANYWAY anyway he's all like HOLY FUCKING SHIT DRAGON PENIS SHORRRRRRYUKKKKUUUUUKEN !
Big Buddy is totally tired of that fucking cock's shit so just arm wrestles him so hard he fucking explodes bt thah that#s totally legak uin legal in arm wrestling because in arm wrestling you win or lose so if you explode you lose and it's thw TH AND IT'S THE LAW TO NOT FUCKING LOSE OR SOMETHING.
So they're rich now, and bloated on the flesh of a dead cunt man, and they're pulling out bigs of beard and ginger pubes from their teeth.
omg BRITISH ADVENTURE
So they're tourun tourin on tour busses and they totally fucking armwrestle Future Publishing's HQ's and Future never publish a copy of Edge ever again ebacsu because Edge is FUCKING SHIT and has 7500 readers worldwide so what's the fucking point ? BRING BACK PAUL DAVIES ERA CVG YOU FUCKERS, YOU KILLED ALL THOSE GREAT IP's ..... ROOOAWR !!!!11111111
So yeah fission chips, mission peas, cups of tea, and fucking the princess or whatever.
So they get home and OH MY GOD LITTLE BUDDY DOES A CHARITY ROCK CONCET AND WINS THE GIRLS AGAIN AND OMG HIS CUTE GIRLFRIEND AND THEY TOTALLY GET MARRIED ON STAGE.
The end. <3
Anyway, in the first movie Big Buddy is a trucker and pro-arm-wrestling champion who trucks and delivers string beans to Utah. That's right; string beans to Utah. Tonight. No, not now. Maybe later. Not that anybody will get the reference (well, Cumpatch might pick up on it) ... haha ... and he's won the big arm wrestling championship and he's married his ginger roadside diner waitress Godes s lady thingy Jane (we had to cast a male baboon for Jane in the end, so the kiss in the wedding scene was REALLY REALLY GRODY) and learned the true meaning of Christmas.
All the while Little Buddy who's this cute Disney boyband guitar dude if driftin' around the Ewess of Aye doin' songs about keeping your virginity and making your teeth shiny by burshing twelve times a day but the slutty whorebag teens at the school in Utah he goes to liek ttly thing he is gross and then he's all walking down a highway dyin and Big Buddy finds him and Little Buddy's all YOU AINT MAH PAW ! And then a large prostiitute teaches him the meaning of love. He wins the rock off and gets a cute girlfriend who knows how to keep her knees together and liek ttly wears a purity ring.
ANYWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
So anyway like BIG BUDDY AND LITTLE BUDDY ARE LIKE TOTALLY ON THE ROAD AGAIN CUZ JANE HAS TWELVE BABIES AND LITTLE BUDDY GOT HIS GIRL PREGANTNTS SO THEY TOTALLY GOT MARRIED AND STUFF AND NOW HE IS PAYIN THE BILLS BY WORKIN WITH BIFG BUDDY AND STUFF.
So they're truckin' along listening to country music and Little Buddy is pluckin' on a banjo and Big Buddy is breastfeeding his brownest son, and he suddenly has a thought - WHAT IF I USED THE TRUCKIN' MONEY AND WELFARE CHEQUES FOR HAVIN' SO MANY KIDS TO FINANCE MY TOENAIL SUNGLASSES IDEA OMG LITTLE BUDDY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 11111111111111111111111111111111111111
HOLY FUCK WHAT A GOOD IDEA RIGHT MOVIE-GOERS ? So like yer, and shit. He's totally makijng sunglasses out of toenails, and sometimes fingernails. He uses baby spit to glue them all together, because it makes them have some cuteness to them or something.
Little Buddty is workin on a new song cuz he's tiotally a heratthrob in the schools around here or something and then there's this scene where he's playing basketball with sexually ambiguous 30 year old men who are supposed to be 15 but blatantly arent and then theyre singing this song about expert oral hygeine or blowjobs or something and then LITTLE BUDDY SCORES THE WINNING POINT WITH ONLY SECONDS TO SPARE. Just like in Teen Wolf when Michael J Fox socres the winning point even though he's five feet tall and wretched.
OMG BBY OH MY O OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD NO ! NO !
Blacula is like suddenly totally playing chequers i9n the bacjk of Big Buddy's trailer with Big Buddy, and Little Buddy is all going OMG FUKKKUUUCK FARK FUUUUCK SOMETHING AWFUL ! PORTAL OF EVIL ! POE TV ! UK: RESISTANCE ! AND AND ERM YEAH ! He caint drive y'see so the lorry is all totally exploding all over the desert and blackula IS FUCKING PISSED.
He's all goin BLACULA IS FUCUIN PISSED AND IS GOAN GET CASTLEVANIAN ON YO LILY WHITE ASS then suddenly that Korean dude from the ghost cop movies storms in with his anti-ghost machine gun goin DAKKADAKKDAKDKAKDKAKDKDKAKDAKKDAKKDADAKKDADAKKDA=KKDADAKKA ALL EXPLODING THIS EVERYWHERE OMG WHEEEEEEE
So later that day they're all friends or somethiong.
Big Buddy and Little Buddy go on Dragon's Den, though I dunno why they would because Alan Sugar is a cunt and Amstrad computers were fucking terrible, anaNANY ANYWAY anyway he's all like HOLY FUCKING SHIT DRAGON PENIS SHORRRRRRYUKKKKUUUUUKEN !
Big Buddy is totally tired of that fucking cock's shit so just arm wrestles him so hard he fucking explodes bt thah that#s totally legak uin legal in arm wrestling because in arm wrestling you win or lose so if you explode you lose and it's thw TH AND IT'S THE LAW TO NOT FUCKING LOSE OR SOMETHING.
So they're rich now, and bloated on the flesh of a dead cunt man, and they're pulling out bigs of beard and ginger pubes from their teeth.
omg BRITISH ADVENTURE
So they're tourun tourin on tour busses and they totally fucking armwrestle Future Publishing's HQ's and Future never publish a copy of Edge ever again ebacsu because Edge is FUCKING SHIT and has 7500 readers worldwide so what's the fucking point ? BRING BACK PAUL DAVIES ERA CVG YOU FUCKERS, YOU KILLED ALL THOSE GREAT IP's ..... ROOOAWR !!!!11111111
So yeah fission chips, mission peas, cups of tea, and fucking the princess or whatever.
So they get home and OH MY GOD LITTLE BUDDY DOES A CHARITY ROCK CONCET AND WINS THE GIRLS AGAIN AND OMG HIS CUTE GIRLFRIEND AND THEY TOTALLY GET MARRIED ON STAGE.
The end. <3
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