Troll Baiting

I have a pet troll, so I wrote a poem about them:

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There is an old troll named "herbert"
 

Whom appears to be some form of pervert
 

With pitiful spelling and grammar

I'd like to fuck him with a hammer

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ProTip: Best not to be critical about people's use of English word when your own prose is sub-par.